Fillies and gentlecolts, my brother and I will spare you the musical number for we have a very important announcement! We have converted the Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000 into an acid-firing super drill that can cut through anything. It's right there, just out... side the dome.
*Everypony groans as Flam smacks Flim on the back of the head*
Hi, I hope for whoever reads this knows the seriousness of what's going on, on 19th of March, ALL OF OUR HARD WORK WILL BE DELETED BY THOSE BASTARDS, SOPA! That's right, they somehow are doing this all over again and we need people to vote and stop this once and for all!